Subtle Confessions of Noni Kanyora

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Hymen- nate

Please use the hyphen - to indicate a break in the thought or structure of a sentence:

'I do not know whether to trust him , he is a man after
all - whatever.'


It is employed to denote sudden change in the construction or sentiment:

'Tonight you are the girl who is dressed revealingly - i bet to them your name is Cheap.'

When a word or expression is repeated for oratorical effect, hyphens are used to introduce the repetition:

'Girls they smell so nice - Girls they are so soft - Girls ill treat them like play things.'


Used to indicate a conclusion without expressing it:

' I thought he was he was cool but now i think he's a - , '


Used to indicate what is not expected or what is not the natural outcome of what has gone before:

'He divulged himself to relentless lies , manipulation , the art of perfect seduction , endlessly following his prey until the battle was won and found instead of the hidden treasure— the hymen.'


It is used to denote the omission of letters or figures:

'24-04-2010.'


When an ellipsis of the words,:

'He was toying around with - Anne , Mary , Alexia and Tom.'

Used to denote the omission of part of a word when it is undesirable to write the full word:

'He is somewhat of a A--HOLE, B--STARD , WANKER , P-ERVERT. (ASSHOLE , BASTARD , WANKER AND PERVERT). This is especially the case in profane words.:)

Between a citation and the authority for it there is generally a dash:

'I am a brutal honest.'- The Pervert.

When questions and answers are put in the same paragraph they should be separated by hyphens:

'Are you a good boy?'—Do you love to cheat?'
'I do.'
'Are you also retarded?- Do you have mental issues?'
'I do.'

2 comments:

  1. "Do i think that u will neva recover from this incessant male bashing?" I DO....PLUS hymen doesn't really mean much in today's world where at least 15 women are having Vaginal Rejuvenation procedures at Karen Hospital(can u imagine ur very own reset button) weekly... plus why dont you just play somebody and feel the allure of adrenaline dulling your senses...that just might not work but hey...,the male bashing doesnt do it either...

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  2. That's weird ...but useful information , i will def think more fondly of karen hospital, it isnt a swallow middle-class facility after all for the superficial.
    Man bashing does it everytime , it's who i am .

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