Subtle Confessions of Noni Kanyora

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Emotional Education.

Here are your ABC's on attraction (if you are a girl)
1.Be as slutty as you can( the boys love it)
wink , wink.
2.Be catty , don't bother being gracious and polite , be mean to every
new girl that comes along.
3.Cheat. He's going to do it too , so why wait for him to do it.
Thumbs up!!!!!!
4.Don't be picky , there's no time to look for the handsome one get the rich one.
Double thumbs one!!!!
5.I don't know a five (should do more research)
Ladies , so far i can say ; what can is say? There are really no words that i could use to describe you and your idealism. But for now let me say , excellent!

Boys do you actually need ABC's??
You grow up and then you go to high-school and suddenly you're all programmed to be mindless pricks ,
When you are done in with high school , the training is complete and you can now proceed to being mindless perverted wanking pricks
A is for Ass-hole:

First what you do(if you are inexperienced) lie a lot. Girls go nuts when you lie.
Flatter , deceive seduce technique i would call it!!!Thumbs up.

B is for Bastard:

Get a trophy girl early in life( the one you've singled out from the rest)Now keep her on the side and mention this to prospective lovers. Use phrases like:
'I love her with every fiber of my heart.'
equally deceiving would be:
'you can have my body and not my heart.'
Do ya see the gay undertone of such statements!! I know i do-

C is for cut and run:
Like a soldier fast to conquer , fast to retreat.

Summary:
Giacomo Casanova the world's greatest seducer wrote a memoir about his life and he later on despised his vanity , lesson : stop being vain.
And if you're going to be that stereo-typed girl or boy at least (for propriety's sake)Show some originality and class , James Bond films don't make millions because he has sex with bond girls( i believe that's called a porno)
I hope this emotional education was helpful.

1 comment:

  1. epic comedy....i would go as far as calling you a raconteur but i will stop short of that and highlight some things i found interesting...(1)"Giacomo Cassanova the world's greatest seducer..":-according to who...people are always dreaming a bigger dream and because of that he fell out from the top centuries ago....(2) flatter is just the art of misdirection..e.g. i personally hate weaves that shine too much or are too long( and yes that includes Beyonce's and Tyra) so if a friend of mine commits this transgression Gusto say's "the hair is looking nice" note i said THE hair not YOUR hair..but apart from that i pretty much agree with everything you said about men....

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